Trump on Trial!

[Dave Matthews]

So? Then they should focus on the checks.

No reason for a whore to be on the witness stand for hours.

No reason the legacy media should focus on her.

Simply follow the money

You better tell 'em... fast!

 

[Serendipity Records]

You're wasting your time.

Look who's talking... I've literally been saying that it's about money, not sex, all along.

And... if you are in court and not liking what the witnesses are saying, it's probably because you are a criminal defendant.

Or because you might end up in jail for something that isn't a crime? If the testimony is about sex, and sex isn't a crime, then why is it there other than to convict him of an orange cock?

 

[JAPOV]

Or because you might end up in jail for something that isn't a crime? If the testimony is about sex, and sex isn't a crime, then why is it there other than to convict him of an orange cock?

What if he's not a natural orange?

I think Melania would stomp Stormy's ass!

 

[dogooder]

What if he's not a natural orange?

I think Melania would stomp Stormy's ass!

I don't think so but I would love to see a cat fight between the two.

 

[Eric V]

Hmm? I think that's your side's idea, right? to keep the jury brooding over Trump having an oranger cock than they do?

 

[JAPOV]

I don't think so but I would love to see a cat fight between the two.

Def Leppard, jello, bikinis...

 

[JAPOV]

Oh $hit!

I repent, I repent!

 

[Sky Blue Lou]

Def Leppard, jello, bikinis...

Jello bikinis? Hmmm... yummo!

 

[Serendipity Records]

Jello bikinis? Hmmm... yummo!

The perfect emoji...

 

[RFR]

You better tell 'em... fast!

I just did. You know they’re all reading this thread……..right? Right? Of course they are.

 

[Serendipity Records]

I just did. You know they’re all reading this thread……..right? Right? Of course they are.

No, we've been distracted... We're all either looking right at jello bikinis, or -- the more naive of us -- looking up "jello bikini".

 

[Serendipity Records]

Yikes! I didn't know "jello wrestling" was a thing!!

 

[60's guy]

I think Melania would stomp Stormy's ass!

Melania is far too classy and ladylike to lower herself to Hillary's level of behavior.

 

[RFR]

Melania is far too classy and ladylike to lower herself to Hillary's level of behavior.

Yeah Hilary would just hire a hitman

 

[JAPOV]

Melania is far too classy and ladylike to lower herself to Hillary's level of behavior.

I don't know what Slovenian is, but it sounds really mean and nasty!

 

[Dave Matthews]

I just did. You know they’re all reading this thread……..right? Right? Of course they are.

OK good. Them silly varmints need to straighten up and fly right!

 

[JAPOV]

Yikes! I didn't know "jello wrestling" was a thing!!

BULLSHIT!

 

[Sky Blue Lou]

Yikes! I didn't know "jello wrestling" was a thing!!

Tastes better than mud. Of course there's always mudslide wrasslin...

 

[dogooder]

Def Leppard, jello, bikinis...

I have never heard a Def Leppard song that I liked? Instant channel change If I want one armed drummer I will hire me.

 

[JAPOV]

I have never heard a Def Leppard song that I liked? Instant channel change If I want one armed drummer I will hire me.

LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!